Hey there, my name is Andrew, and like many before me, I've written something I hope you’ll like. I call it "The Moron at the End of this Book." - A rowdy collection of short stories exploring the life of a resourceful Mississippi child stumbling into the madness of existence. Join me as I remind myself and others to be smart enough to realize how dumb we are and not so dumb to think we're smart. <br>Don't worry; these are not the musings of a tortured genius reckoning with a world incapable of grasping his singular brilliance. It’s more of a meditation on how strange it is to be a person - specifically a moron. <br>Funny, a little sad, sometimes poignant, but always honest, “The Moron at the End of This Book” is a journey worth taking. It would be just like Dan Rather's biography if he'd done more LSD and less Vietnam…and if old, Dan had about 70% lower self-esteem and was raised in high-redneck Mississippi. Otherwise, it's basically plagiarism. Also, I'm just assuming Dan Rather wrote a biography - please fact-check and let me know your findings with your order and review of the book.