My Viagra Prank on Girlfriend

If you're anything like me, the thought of your girlfriend asking you about Viagra might drive you absolutely crazy with rage. However, Viagra is a pharmaceutical drug and as such there is a certain protocol that is followed in order to make sure that you don't get a bad reaction from taking it. Unfortunately, some people break this system and unwittingly give themselves very real and unpleasant reactions. I'm sure you're aware of the YouTube videos where ordinary people describe the feelings of nausea, dizziness, headaches, chest pain and other things that simply make their lives miserable. This is exactly what happened to me when my girlfriend asked me about Viagra during our first talk after we broke up.

I was actually quite shocked. The last thing I needed was a negative response from my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend and I didn't want her to be upset with me because of something that could have been resolved easily. So, I asked her to please tell me more about Viagra and see if I could clear a few things up. I guess she was only trying to be nice to me, so I took full responsibility for not understanding the way Viagra works.

Description and method of application

When I watched the YouTube videos I had to admit that Viagra was obviously fake. My girlfriend was clearly using some sort of fake Viagra to put herself in a good mood and that just didn't exist. I confronted her about this and she told me that she knew there was no such drug as Viagra and all she used was "her boyfriend's Viagra". That was news to me because Viagra doesn't exist!

Well, since then my mind's been trying to find out how she could have possibly swallowed that Viagra pill while we were together. She denied using any drugs, but the fact is that she was probably under considerable stress at the time. You see, she wasn't just going out with her boyfriend because he had a new bottle of Viagra; she was going out with him because he wouldn't leave her alone.

My girlfriend's story made me very suspicious that maybe my Viagra usage wasn't the normal thing to do, and that perhaps I should really consider trying Viagra. I started thinking to myself that maybe I should start asking some questions of my girlfriend. She definitely looked like she was trying to cover her mouth. So I asked her if she knew about Viagra. Her answer was that she knew nothing about it.

Contraindications and dosage

My girlfriend then asked me whether I knew where I could get Viagra. I gave her a puzzled look and she said she didn't know either. I then explained that I did know where to get the drug and that I used to buy Viagra off of eBay. My girlfriend was more confused than ever and I was beginning to think she might be having an affair with my best friend.

This was a big wake up call for me, and I decided that I would confront my girlfriend. I confronted her the next day and told her that I felt as though I had let her down many times over the years and that I felt like I owed her an explanation. I asked her if she had ever thought about cheating on me. Her answer was that she hadn't.

We went to talk to my friend. She told me all the details of our confrontation, including how I treated my girlfriend, and the fact that I had been looking everywhere for Viagra. My girlfriend was totally dumbfounded when I told her all this. I even found myself laughing when I told her all this! Apparently,female viagra buy online in indiawas able to get her to admit to herself that she probably did try and get Viagra but that she most likely would have kept it to herself if she had been sure that I wouldn't look up the name.

Joel J. Heidelbaugh, M.D., FAAFP, FACG
Professor, Departments of Family Medicine and Urology

Director, Medical Student Education and Clerkship Director

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